burgertv:

get it

A message from twntyfourhrs
AMY KUNER THAT IS NOT THE GOAL!!!! ANON THIS IS HER MOTHER SPEAKING, AMY IS INNOCENT LEAVE HER BE!!! (jk jk be fuck me cute, yolo sweg 2k14 init famlam)

YOU DON’T OWN ME MUM, I’M NOT A LITTLE GIRL ANYMORE

A message from Anonymous
Idk about the other anon but I'd say you were fuck me cute ;)

OH MY GOD YES, THAT’S THE GOAL

nosdrinker:

android1994:

nosdrinker:

where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan

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bless you

greatwhiteprivilege:

very detailed review of chili’s

greatwhiteprivilege:

very detailed review of chili’s

  • a friend of your parents commenting on their facebook profile picture: You look great here, sending you love from me and Jim. Tell everyone we said hello, we're always talking about you guys! - Pam

royalblackpirate:

epic-vines:

When tree branches get in my way

Vine by: Logan Paul

How we manage to cram such genius in 6 seconds is beyond me. This is art.

crowleyinhellsthrone:

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

my friend’s spanish teacher slapped her for saying this

yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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PEOPLE’S OPINIONS OF ME

mirandagettingfit:

college-life-crisis:

Acquaintances:

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My best friends:

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accurate

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A